Volcanoes. Trees. Drunk butterflies. Mars missions. Slug sex. Death. Beauty standards. Anxiety busters. Beer science. Bee drama. Take away a pocket full of science knowledge and charming, bizarre stories about what fuels these professional -ologists' obsessions. Humorist and science correspondent Alie Ward asks smart people stupid questions and the answers might change your life.

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Egyptology (ANCIENT EGYPT) with Kara Cooney

September 17, 2018 01:20:44 77.54 MB Downloads: 0

After a decade of fandom, Alie finally meets famed Egyptologist Dr. Kara Cooney -- and forgets her equipment. They meet again for a spirited history lesson on ancient Egypt: the pyramids, the monarchs, the dynasties, the cats, the corpses, the curses. Kara also lays out the history of female kings and their parallels to modern Western politics, what it's like to talk to a mummy, and why we should stop overworking. Also: lost dongs and transparent toilets. This episode is one for the ages.Dr. Kara Cooney's Facebook pageDr. Kara Cooney on Twitter & InstagramPre-order "When Women Ruled the World: Six Queens of Egypt," released Nov. 6 2018Become a patron of Ologies for as little as a buck a month: www.Patreon.com/ologiesOlogiesMerch.com has hats, shirts, pins, totes!Follow @Ologies on Twitter or InstagramFollow @AlieWard on Twitter or InstagramMore links at www.alieward.comSound editing by Steven Ray MorrisTheme song by Nick ThorburnSupport the show: http://Patreon.com/ologies

Conservation Technology (EARTH SAVING) with Shah Selbe

September 10, 2018 01:23:28 80.16 MB Downloads: 0

THIS IS UPLIFTING, I PROMISE. And it might just make you switch careers. As a bookend to last week's Oceanology episode, Conservation Technologist Shah Selbe chats about saving the planet with some well-intentioned technology. Wind turbines, solar cars, and all the ways in which sensors, drones, recycled smartphones and real-time data reporting can help conserve species, spaces and communities that are threatened. Hear inspiring tales of travel, art, adventure and putting engineering to good use from a former rocket-science turned professional do-gooder.Also discussed: crocodile astrology, fishing vests and hippo power displays.Conservify.orgShah Selbe on Twitter and InstagramBecome a patron of Ologies for as little as a buck a month: www.Patreon.com/ologiesOlogiesMerch.com has hats, shirts, pins, totes!Follow @Ologies on Twitter or InstagramFollow @AlieWard on Twitter or InstagramMore links at www.alieward.comSound editing by Steven Ray MorrisTheme song by Nick ThorburnAnd check out the podcast Flash Forward, hosted by Rose Eveleth: www. flashforwardpod.com. So good! Support the show: http://Patreon.com/ologies

Oceanology (OCEANS) with Ayana Johnson

September 03, 2018 01:15:32 72.56 MB Downloads: 0

Are plastic straws really that bad? What's the oldest message in a bottle? Any scuba vs. snorkel strategies? Does sunscreen kill coral? Can we reverse ocean warming in our lifetime? In a conversation with ocean and policy expert Dr. Ayana Johnson, Alie struggles with finding a balance between the wonders and the bummers. For the first 15-20 minutes, learn weird ocean trivia, why we love the sea, and facts about the ocean's depths and beauty. Then, we get to the sad stuff: ocean health, climate change, acidification, pollution, policy and what we can all do.If you've been feeling helpless, this episode gives you all the tools you need to understand and help our friend, the World Ocean.Also: some great information about whale pee.Dr. Johnson's OceanCollectiv.coDr. Johnson on Twitter @ayanaeliza and Instagram @ayanaelizaDr. Johnson's website: ayanaelizabeth.comBecome a patron of Ologies for as little as a buck a month: www.Patreon.com/ologiesOlogiesMerch.com has hats, shirts, pins, totes!Follow @Ologies on Twitter or InstagramFollow @AlieWard on Twitter or InstagramMore links at www.alieward.comSound editing by Steven Ray MorrisTheme song by Nick ThorburnSupport the show: http://Patreon.com/ologies

Ferroequinology (TRAINS) with Matt Anderson

August 27, 2018 01:03:38 61.12 MB Downloads: 0

Trains. Locomotives. Choochoos. Bullet trains. Hyperloops. Subways. How fast can they go? How did they change American history? Why do people love them? What should we do with all that abandoned track? Can you marry a train? What's it like to shovel coal into a steam engine? Alie went off the rails at the Henry Ford Museum in Dearborn, Michigan talking to an official ferroequinologist and curator Matt Anderson -- who confessed to some youthful railroad mischief, delivered a succinct slice of U.S. History, has train movie recommendations and discussed cars vs. trains in the great transportation debate. Also, why transporting isn't always about the trains. The Henry Ford Museum Railroad ExhibitSeptember 15: Camp Ologies in PortlandBecome a patron of Ologies for as little as a buck a month: www.Patreon.com/ologiesOlogiesMerch.com has hats, shirts, pins, totes!Follow @Ologies on Twitter or InstagramFollow @AlieWard on Twitter or InstagramMore links at www.alieward.comSound editing by Steven Ray MorrisTheme song by Nick ThorburnSupport the show: http://Patreon.com/ologies

Bonus Minisode: Kalology -- Your Letters

August 20, 2018 00:43:42 41.99 MB Downloads: 0

As a companion to Kalology (BEAUTY STANDARDS) Alie reads your thoughts about appearance and beauty culture in this, a bonus minisode. You wrote in about how make-up is a creative outlet, how beauty standards can be an oppressive time suck, about hairy pits and culture clashes, money burdens, appearances in different professions, trans and non-binary perspectives, and what you wish the next generation did differently. Y'all made Ol' Ward tear up more than once, and it's an honor to share your stories. Dr. Renee Engeln's work"Beauty Sick," the bookCamp Ologies tickets, September 15 in PortlandDr. Crystal Dilworth's TEDx TalkTo become a patron: www.Patreon.com/ologiesOlogiesMerch.com has hats, pins, totes, shirts, etc.Follow Ologies on Instagram or TwitterFollow Alie Ward on Instagram or Twitter.comMore links at www.alieward.com/ologiesSound editing by Steven Ray MorrisMusic by Nick ThorburnSupport the show: http://Patreon.com/ologies

Kalology (BEAUTY STANDARDS) with Renee Engeln

August 20, 2018 01:38:26 94.53 MB Downloads: 0

We love it. We hate it. BEAUTY CULTURE.Looking good can make us feel decorated, empowered and more confident -- but why?And why are certain groups subtly told to "make-up" for their appearance?What's the line between self-care and oppression?Psychologist and beauty-researcher Dr. Renee Engeln shines a huge bright floodlight on the sometimes ugly machinery of the billion-dollar beauty and "fitness" industry. This is an episode for make-up lovers, haters and the millions of us confused about being both at once. It's also an opportunity for dudes to learn just how how skewed the standards are. Buckle up -- this ologist will change the way you see the world, others and hopefully, yourself.With the companion Bonus Minisode: Kalology -- Your LettersDr. Renee Engeln's work"Beauty Sick," the bookCamp Ologies tickets, September 15 in PortlandTo become a patron: www.Patreon.com/ologiesOlogiesMerch.com has hats, pins, totes, shirts, etc.Follow Ologies on Instagram or TwitterFollow Alie Ward on Instagram or Twitter.comMore links at www.alieward.com/ologiesSound editing by Steven Ray MorrisMusic by Nick ThorburnSupport the show: http://Patreon.com/ologies

Oology (EGGS) with John Bates

August 13, 2018 00:57:40 55.4 MB Downloads: 0

The biggest eggs! The smallest eggs! The people arrested for stealing the most eggs! Oologist Dr. John Bates gave Alie a tour of the egg vault at the Field Museum of Chicago and it was a barrage of beautiful sights and shocking facts about bird butts. Get ready for speckly eggs, falcon tales, delicate treasures, pigeon mysteries, modern research with old artifacts, Easter bullshit, and whether or not you can hatch chickens from grocery store eggs. Also the carnival ride Alie will never ever ever go on.Field Museum of ChicagoThe Book of EggsTo become a patron: www.Patreon.com/ologiesOlogiesMerch.com has hats, pins, totes, shirts, etc.Follow Ologies on Instagram or TwitterFollow Alie Ward on Instagram or Twitter.comMore links at www.alieward.com/ologiesSound editing by Steven Ray MorrisMusic by Nick ThorburnSupport the show: http://Patreon.com/ologies

Ophthalmology (EYES) with Reid Wainess

August 07, 2018 01:22:56 79.65 MB Downloads: 0

75% of adult Americans have wonky vision of some kind, your host included. Longtime pal and real-life eye surgeon, Dr. Reid Wainess answers all the questions that you never bring up during appointments. He and Alie chat about how eyes are just little cameras in your skull, glasses vs. contacts, Lasik, why we cry, some boggling ER stories, how marijuana effects eyeballs, floaters, cataracts, eye color, dogs in goggles and more. Also: what happens if you choke under pressure and pick the wrong options in an eye exam? HOW SCREWED ARE YOU?Dr. Reid Wainess's practiceIf you're in LA and and want Dr. Wainess to be your eye doc: 1-800-898-2020To become a patron: www.Patreon.com/ologiesOlogiesMerch.com has hats, pins, totes, shirts, etc.Follow Ologies on Instagram or TwitterFollow Alie Ward on Instagram or Twitter.comMore links at www.alieward.com/ologiesSound editing by Steven Ray MorrisMusic by Nick ThorburnSupport the show: http://Patreon.com/ologies

Epidemiology (DISEASES) with 'This Podcast Will Kill You's' Erins Welsh & Allmann-Updyke

July 30, 2018 01:29:47 86.23 MB Downloads: 0

TWO epidemiologists-named-Erin -- and hosts of the stellar This Podcast Will Kill You -- chat with Alie about historical horror stories, THE plague, cholera cocktails, flu shots, tick bombs, milkmaids, witch trials and more as they share their infectious enthusiasm for disease ecology. How much should you wash your hands? What's the best way to flirt with a stranger on a bus? Why are people scared of vaccines? What conspiracy theory enthralls Alie? So many questions with uncomfy, but fascinating, answers.Listen to This Podcast Will Kill You: https://thispodcastwillkillyou.podbean.comFollow TPWKY on TwitterMore links at www.alieward.com/ologiesOlogiesMerch.com has hats, pins, totes, shirts, etc.Follow Ologies at Instagram or TwitterFollow Alie Ward at Instagram or Twitter.comSound editing by Steven Ray MorrisMusic by Nick ThorburnSupport the show: http://Patreon.com/ologies

Selachimorphology (SHARKS) with Chris Lowe

July 24, 2018 01:16:09 73.15 MB Downloads: 0

SHAAAARKS. Leading shark researcher Dr. Chris Lowe dishes about bad shark PR, behind-the-scenes Jaws trivia, his thoughts on Sharknado, surfing safety, immune system marvels, cannibal twins, shark personalities, sea sex, and knife teeth. Alie learns that sharks are not the ocean's sociopaths but true evolutionary marvels who suffer from sensationalized reputations and sometimes inside-out butts. Listen up as a science primer during this, the holy Week of the Shark.(Note: the study of sharks can is also called elasmobranchology, a distinction which could also include skates and rays. Both -ologies are difficult to spell.)Dr. Chris Lowe's SharkLab at Cal State University Long BeachTrack sharks and fish and turtles at Scattn.orgDr. Lowe's Twitter and FacebookMore links at www.alieward.com/ologiesOlogiesMerch.com has hats, pins, totes, shirts, etc.Follow Ologies at Instagram or TwitterFollow Alie Ward at Instagram or Twitter.comSound editing by Steven Ray MorrisMusic by Nick ThorburnSupport the show: http://Patreon.com/ologies

Malacology (SNAILS & SLUGS) with Jann Vendetti

July 17, 2018 01:10:49 68.02 MB Downloads: 0

Crazy dongs! Gardening tips! Snail-based beauty products! Weather the LA heatwave and slug along with Dr. Jann Vendetti of the Natural History Museum of LA County as she gossips with Alie about some sensual slug lovemaking, Gold Rush lore, urban snails, beer bingeing and why you should stop and high five (high one?) a gastropod for evolving into such an interesting critter. Also: should you adopt a rabbit-sized pet snail?Watch Dr. Vendetti on the The Curiosity ShowS.L.I.M.E project at the NHM.orgMore links at www.alieward.com/ologiesOlogiesMerch.com has hats, pins, totes, shirts, etc.Follow Ologies at Instagram or TwitterFollow Alie Ward at Instagram or Twitter.com"The Snail Song" ending lullaby by Maple Leaf LearningEditing by Steven Ray MorrisMusic by Nick ThorburnSupport the show: http://Patreon.com/ologies

Areology (MARS) Part 2 with Jennifer Buz

July 10, 2018 00:56:17 54.07 MB Downloads: 0

Last week we got a big thicc primer on ol' Mars, that dusty desert doomsday cabin millions of miles away. This week, Alie continues the conversation with areologist Dr. Jennifer Buz and asks your Patreon questions about whether we could landscape Mars to look like a golf course, what a water balloon fight on Mars would be like, and if people in Jennifer's lab quote science fiction. Plus we hear directly from Kim Staney Robinson on the moral quandaries of inhabiting the red planet and explore the question: "Why is Elon Musk so horny for Mars?" Definitely take a gander at Dr. Jennifer Buz's website JNNFR.BZFollow Jennifer on Instagram OlogiesMerch.com has hats, shirts, pins, totes! AND ALSO SWIMSUITS.Follow @Ologies on Twitter or InstagramFollow @AlieWard on Twitter or InstagramMore links at www.alieward.comSupport the show: http://Patreon.com/ologies

Areology (MARS) Part 1 with Jennifer Buz

July 03, 2018 01:06:55 64.5 MB Downloads: 0

The Red Planet. A mysterious dusty orb millions of miles away. Our emergency escape bunker. Alie sits down with Dr. Jennifer Buz to talk about what Mars’s DEEEEAL is, why we send rovers there, good science fiction, so-so science fiction, double egg yolks, the poetry of the moon Phobos and some of the best science dreams perhaps ever recorded. Jennifer is maybe the chillest areologist on this planet and an absolute gem.You're going to want to look at Dr. Jennifer Buz's website JNNFR.BZInfo on the 2020 rover workshop via JPLOlogiesMerch.com has hats, shirts, pins, totes! AND ALSO SWIMSUITS.Follow @Ologies on Twitter or InstagramFollow @AlieWard on Twitter or InstagramMore links at www.alieward.comSupport the show: http://Patreon.com/ologies

MINISODE: Aestaology (SUMMER) should be a word

June 26, 2018 00:21:26 20.61 MB Downloads: 0

Melons. Fire. Waterfights. It's finally summer and Alie's into it. So with this solo mini-ep, learn about a few ologies that are not real but should be such as aestaology (summer) & hydropolemology (waterfights). Also discussed: a few ologies that are in fact real, like cucurbitology (melons), pyrotechnology (humans chillin' and grillin' around a fire) and lampyridology (fireflies.) Just a little buffet o' facts to get you excited about summer.OlogiesMerch.com has hats, shirts, pins, totes! AND ALSO SWIMSUITS.Follow @Ologies on Twitter or InstagramFollow @AlieWard on Twitter or InstagramMore links at www.alieward.comSupport the show: http://Patreon.com/ologies

Deltiology (POSTCARDS) with Donna Braden

June 19, 2018 00:54:27 52.32 MB Downloads: 0

Why were postcards invented and why do they still exist? Why do we lie to people and say our lives are better than they are? Alie stopped into the Henry Ford Museum in Dearborn, Michigan and talked to curator of 40 years, Donna Braden, about her work with the postcard collections -- as well as her musings about how emotions impact memory, why Americans love to hit the open road and what the biggest postcard you're allowed to mail is. Listen while riding off into the sunset or sipping tea on a porch and then send someone you love a giant postcard because you can.The Henry Ford Museum Postcard ArchiveBecome a patron of Ologies for as little as a buck a month: www.Patreon.com/ologiesOlogiesMerch.com has hats, shirts, pins, totes!Follow @Ologies on Twitter or InstagramFollow @AlieWard on Twitter or InstagramMore links at www.alieward.comSupport the show: http://Patreon.com/ologies